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八级英语
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“Hello.”

老外:“Hi.”

前台小姐:“You have what thing?”

老外:“Can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”

老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”

前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
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