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老外翻译的三字经
老外翻译的三字经
人之初 At the beginning of life.
人之初
性本善 Sex is good.
Sex是很好的
性相近 Basically, all the sex are the same.
基本上,所有的***都是一样的
习相远 But it depends on how the way you do it.
但it的发展要看你do it的方法
苟不教 If you do not practice all the time.
如果你一直不练习
性乃迁 Sex will leave you..
***就会离你而去
教之道 The way of learning it
学习it的方法
贵以专 is very important to make love with only one person.
有一点最重要,就是只能同一个人make love
昔孟母 Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
以前有一个伟大的母亲,孟夫人
择邻处 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
为了避免对***有坏的影响,对邻居都要精挑细选
子不学 If you don't study hard,
如果你不努力学习研究
断机杼 Your Dick will become useless.
你的Dick将变得毫无用处
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
窦燕山,是一个非常有名的人
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
他有一个非常有效并且激动人心的药方
教五子 All his five sons took it
他的五个孩子都服用了
名俱扬 and their ***ual ability were well-known.
所以他们的***ual能力名扬四海
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
如果你的孩子们不知道如何如何去do it
父之过 It is all your fault.
那就都是你的错
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
如果他们在使用it的方面有很多问题
师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
那就该责备他们的老师没有教好,方法不得要领
子不学 You may refuse to study this
你可能会拒绝在this方面有所研究
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
但那绝对是个错误
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
如果你不在童年时期学好it
老所何 you will lose your ability when aged
当年老的时候,你就会丧失能力
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
如果你不努力练习你的dick
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
it将不会变得hard and strong
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
如果你不努力学习研究***
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
你就无法享受its绝妙之处
不是没有道理的
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