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| 魅 力 值：422 |
| 龙 币：2059 |
| 积 分：1240.7 |
| 注册日期：2003-09-01 |
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Lawyers and Accountants
Lawyers and Accountants
Three lawyers and three accountants were traveling by
train to a
conference. At the station, the three lawyers each
bought tickets and
watched as the three accountants bought only one
ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one
ticket?" asked a
lawyer. "Watch and you'll see", answered an
accountant.
They all boarded the train. The lawyers took their
respective seats,
but the three accountants all crammed into a rest room
and closed the
door behind them.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came
around collecting
tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said,
"Ticket, please".
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged
with a ticket in
hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The lawyers
saw this and
agreed it was a quite clever idea.
So, after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy
the accountants on
the return trip and save some money (plus being clever
in arguing their
way out if caught, and all that). When they got to the
station, they
bought a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the accountants didn't buy a
ticket at all. "How
are you going to ride without a ticket"? Said one
perplexed lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see", answered an accountant.
When they boarded the train, the three lawyers crammed
into a restroom
and the three accountants crammed into another one
nearby. The train
departed. Shortly afterward, one of the accountants
left his restroom
and walked over to the restroom where the lawyers were
hiding. He
knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."
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//我灌，我灌，我灌灌灌！！！
我辛勤地灌。。。。 |
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