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| 等 级：资深长老 |
| 经 验 值：17431 |
| 魅 力 值：1621 |
| 龙 币：32625 |
| 积 分：17570.4 |
| 注册日期：2004-06-11 |
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. Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam. Lady: Thank you very much, doctor. Doctor: Why do you thank me? Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
2. A teacher asked asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
3. The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?" "Someone lost one yuan." Answered Tom. "Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said. "No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
4. Teacheravid,why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning? David: What was it ? Teacher: Eggs. David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
5. Teacher:Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
6. Tom: How's your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He's ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tom: That's too bad. How did it happen? Johnny: We betted who could lean further out of the window, and he won.
7. A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. " Sorry, officer." said the driver, " Was I driving too fast?" " No, sir. You were flying too slow."
8. Girl: Remember that vase you always worried I would break? Mom: Of course. What about it? Girl: Your worries are over.
9. Patient: You say carrot is good for eyesight. Is that true? Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?
10. David: Did you know that we are related? Neighbor: Goodness, how can that be? David: Your dog and my dog are brothers.
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