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Duck
Three women die together in an accident and go to
heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have
one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks
all over the place. It is almost impossible not to
step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid
them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever
saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps
on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss
a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as
for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting
to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is
very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any
ducks. But one day, St. Peter comes up to her with
the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on...
very tan, muscular and thin. St. Peter chains them
together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped
on a duck."
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