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等 级:资深长老 |
经 验 值:3895 |
魅 力 值:1342 |
龙 币:1197 |
积 分:2588.1 |
注册日期:2003-07-19 |
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前台小姐和老外的对话
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲
,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“Hello.”
老外:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
老外:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time
, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing
?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
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