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收到一封苦笑不得的邮件
我在芝加哥念书,今天刚收到一封实在是不知道怎么说好的邮件,给各位共享一下:

want a OUTSTANDING man for boyfriend

I'm posting this for someone. A friend I know who is China want me to find a boyfriend for her. She is extremely pretty and thinks only the best man is good enough for her. Here are her 20 requirements:
1. The man is Chinese
2. The man is tall
3. The man is at least pleasant looking.
4. The man is super educated and enlightened.
5. The man is super intelligent.
6. The man looks intelligent.
7. The man is clean.
8. The man doesn't smell like ass.
9. The man makes at least $100,000 per year or has the potential to do so within a year or two.
10. The man is willing to accept a non-virgin as gf/wife.
11. The man does not cheat on his woman.
12. The man does not gamble.
13. The man does not drink or smoke.
14. The man himself is a virgin.
15. The man should preferably major in engineering/science.
16. The man is ambitious.
17. The man has good Chinese handwriting.
18. The man has US greencard.
19. The man can drive a manual car.
20. The man is willing to die for his woman.
If you are a man who fit such an requirement, please do not hesitate to reply to me. Yes, the requirements are stringent, but your efforts will be deeply rewarded.
Thanks

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