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传言美联储主席伯南克周二喝醉：美国经济实际上已搞砸
传言美联储主席伯南克周二喝醉：美国经济实际上已搞砸
Bernanke Gets Drunk At Neighborhood Bar, Tells Everyone “How Screwed US Economy Really Is”
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Claiming he wasn’t afraid to let everyone in attendance know about “the real mess we’re in,” Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood’s Corner Tavern about how absolutely f#cked the U.S. economy actually is.
Bernanke, who sources confirmed was “totally sloshed,” arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was “pretty goddamned awful if you want the God’s honest truth.”
“Look, they don’t want anyone except for the Washington, D.C. bigwigs to know how bad shit really is,” said Bernanke, slurring his words as he spoke…. Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to “totally screw” consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke
传言美联储主席伯南克周二喝醉：胡说美国经济实际上已完全搞砸
内布拉斯卡苏厄德（SEWARD）——据报道，美联储主席本·伯南克周二喝醉了，声称不怕让在场所有人都知道“我们目前面临真正困境”的他在“埃尔伍德角落酒馆”（Elwood's Corner Tavern）告诉大家美国经济实际上已完全搞砸的惨痛事实。
消息提供者证实，当晚完全喝醉的伯南克大约是在当天下午5:30来到这家酒吧，他一屁股坐在酒吧凳上，喝了几瓶“米勒奢华生活”（Miller High Life）牌子的啤酒以及六杯威士忌，同时向任何愿意侧耳倾听的顾客大声宣布，美国经济前景“相当该死的可怕——如果你想得到上帝作证的确切事实的话。”
伯南克说：“瞧，除了华盛顿特区的大人物之外，他们不希望让任何人知道美国经济实际上有他妈的多糟糕透顶。”他说话时含混不清。“由于消费毫无节制，利率不断上升，以及全球能源危机无法避免这个严峻现实，使得美国债台高筑现象越来越严重，而不是得到缓解，这些问题预计将使我们整个经济陷于他妈的困境之中，而且拖累整整一代人，哥们，我告诉你吧。”
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2011-08-09 16:55:35
