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| 等 级：长老 |
| 经 验 值：1702 |
| 魅 力 值：521 |
| 龙 币：2632 |
| 积 分：1730.9 |
| 注册日期：2002-01-09 |
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TOP 14 HUMOR OF GETTING MARRIED
> #CASE 1
>
> Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what
> you
> want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
> that.
>
> #CASE 2
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> At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
> wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I
> married the
> wrong man."
>
> #CASE 3
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> Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
> Then when he is married, he is finished.
>
> #CASE 4
>
> Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and
> the
> woman gets her master's status.
>
> #CASE 5
>
> A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
> married??"
> And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
>
> #CASE 6
>
> Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
>
> #CASE 7
>
> Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
> I got
> married, and then it was too late."
>
> #CASE 8
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> A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the
> wife
> takes
>
> #CASE 9
>
> When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year
> married
> man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?
>
> #CASE 10
>
> Married life is very frustrating.
> In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the
> second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they
> both
> speak and the neighbours listen.
>
> #CASE 11
>
> After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I
> married you." And husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
> notice it."
>
> #CASE 12
>
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he
> received hundreds letters.
> They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
>
> #CASE 13
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
> thing
> : either the car is new or his wife is new.
>
> #CASE 14
>
> A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a
> millionaire."
> "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.
> The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."
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