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| 等 级：资深长老 |
| 经 验 值：11383 |
| 魅 力 值：6688 |
| 龙 币：33539 |
| 积 分：17958.9 |
| 注册日期：2000-09-06 |
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女人话中话<转>
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to
Is my body fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
You’re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
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凡事包容，凡事相信，凡事盼望，凡事忍耐；爱是永不止息。 《林前》第十三章《爱的颂歌》 |
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