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You know you're living in 2002 when....
Can you relate to this
1. You have 5 passwords but can only remember one.
2. You haven't played solotaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 numbers to contact your family of three.
4. You e-mail your colleague who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with family and friends in that they do not have e-mail.
6. When you go home after a long day at work, you answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home you accidentally dial "0" for an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
9. Yours company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your C.V. is on a floppy disk in your pocket.
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11am news.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was a doc with all your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the skills to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent employees and are more likely to get long-service awards.
15. Top exec salaries are higher than the combined budgets of Third World countries.
16. New job applicants, lacking relevant knowledge & experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
17. Free food left over from Board Meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a state of the art laptop while you have to go to lunch while your old 432 boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as being unable to walk or being hospitalized.
20 There is no money for the five permanent staff your team desperately needs, but the dept. can afford four full time
management consultants to advise your boss's boss on strategy.
21. Your relatives describe your job as "something with computers"
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE........................
22. You read this list and kept nodding and smiling.
23. As you read it, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
24. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this already, but you don't have time to check and send it
anyway.
25. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the Net.
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从2003/7/30- 大家聚在一起做邻居不容易，好好珍惜。 |
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