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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the
mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us<BR>light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no<BR>longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".
4) Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.
6) Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".
7) Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance<BR>repeated".
8) Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,<BR>what virtue would I be showing?"
Student: "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people<BR>die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all<BR>died".
11) Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"<BR>One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the
same time."<BR><BR>12) Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"<BR>One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand."
 
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