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爆笑英语
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
清闲,面带微笑的:
>前台小姐:“Hello.”
> >老外:“Hi.”
> >前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
> >老外:“Can you speak english?”
> >前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
> >老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
> >前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have >time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
> >老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
> >前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing >?”
> >老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
> >前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”


看完差点乐死了,忍不住贴过来。



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