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英文三字经（爆笑） [转]
英文三字经（爆笑） [转]
人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don’t study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake.
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
翻译：
在生命开始的时后，
性是好的
基本上，所有性爱都是一样的
但是要依赖于你追求性爱的方式！
如果你不一直练习的话（性爱）
性爱将会远离你
学习性爱的方法是
非常注重和一个人做爱
以前一个非常伟大的女士，孟小姐
选择和邻居做爱以消除不利影响
如果你不努力学习的话（性爱）
你的小DD就会变的没用
窦先生，一个著名的人
有令人性奋，有效的药物
把它传给他的5个子，
他的5个儿子性能力远近闻名
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