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今天我来灌——英文竟然可以说的如此搞笑
1． we two who and who？
>> 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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>> 2． how are you ? how old are you?
>> 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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>> 3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
>> 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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>> 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
>>brothers
>>！together
>> 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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>> 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if
>>you have
>> nothing to say,go home!!
>> 有事起奏，无事退朝
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>> 6． you me you me
>> 彼此彼此
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>> 7． You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住！
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>> 8． know is know noknow is noknow
>> 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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>> 9． WATCH SISTER
>> 表妹
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>> 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’ ’son can
>>make
>>hole!!
>> 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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>> 11． American Chinese not enough
>> 美中不足
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>> 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
>> 车祸现场描述
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>> 13． heart flower angry open
>> 心花怒放
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>> 14． go past no mistake past
>> 走过路过，不要错过
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>> 15． 小明：I am sorry!
>> 老外：I am sorry too!
>> 小明：I am sorry three!
>> 老外：What are you sorry four?
>> 小明：I am sorry five!
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>> 16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
>> 要钱没有，要命一条
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>> 17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大，今年25。
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>> 18． you have two down son。
>> 你有两下子。
>> 19． as far as you go to die
>> 有多远，死多远！！！！
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>> 20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face
>>,I turn
>>my
>> 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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