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等 级:正式居民 |
经 验 值:144 |
魅 力 值:77 |
龙 币:167 |
积 分:146.2 |
注册日期:2004-06-01 |
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老麻烦大家,发点好东西感谢各位
一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!!
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> 昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比
较清闲,面带微笑的:
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> 前台小姐:> “> Hello.> ”>
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> 老外:> “> Hi.> ”>
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> 前台小姐:> “> You have what thing?> ”>
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> 老外:> “> Can you speak english?> ”>
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> 前台小姐:> “> If I not speak english, I am speaking what?> ”>
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> 老外:> “> Can anybody else speak english?> ”>
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> 前台小姐:> “> You yourself look. All people are playing, no people
have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!> ”>
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> 老外:> “> Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?> ”>
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> 前台小姐:> “> Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have
what thing?> ”>
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> 老外:> “> I want to speak to your head.> ”>
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> 前台小姐:> “> Head not zai. You tomorrow come!> ”>
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