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夫妻间经典笑话(英文版)
Joke:Husband and Wife.

A man wants to have a WIFE because

she can make his life:



W Wonderful 

I Interesting 

F Fascinating 

E Extraordinary 



But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because

he might be:



H Hopeless 

U Unaccountable 

S Senseless 

B Boring 

A Authoritative 

N Nuisance 

D Discriminative 

Why does a man wants to have a WIFE?

Because :
 

W Washing  

I Ironing  

F Food  

E Entertainment

Why does a woman wants to have a HUSBAND?

Because :
 H Housing  U Understanding  S Sharing  B Buying  A And  N Never  D Demanding 


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